Dancing in the Dark

This story was too good to not share! Last night a co-worker, after returning from the restroom (and washing their hands for the full 20 seconds with warm soapy water per CDC) returned to the dinning floor to wrap a guests food to go. After efficiently clearing the table said co-worker went to reach in their pocket to grab their tool to remove crumbs from the table cloth. Although my co-worker could feel the tool in their apron pocket they could not manage to find the opening for the apron pocket. After vigorously searching, whilest hunching over to visually examine the obstruction said co-worker realized that they had put their apron on backwards, and had for the past 30 seconds been (with both hands mind you) rubbing all over their pelic area while at the same time hunching over with a look of extreme confusion and concentration. Not to mention the self prescribed genital exam was provided tableside! Kudos to my co-worker for bringing back the flare of tableside service! Now if we could only bring that enthusiasm to the presentation of a Baked Alaska, Cherries Jubilee, or insert your own terrible old pun here.